Old Sayings Updated

1. Old saying: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”  Update:”A bird in the hand is worth…” putting down before it shits all over your arm.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   2.Old Saying : “It is better to give than to receive.”   Update: ” It is better to give than to receive – just make sure it’s consensual.”

3.Old Saying : “It’s bigger than a breadbox.”  Update :”What the heck is a breadbox?”

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